Of course, everyone wants merch.

I've partnered with Spring (formerly Teespring) for all of your swag needs.

Logo items stand alongside some of my snazzy catchphrases. The fans demanded merch. And thus...merch.

Yes, this collection includes t-shirts, mugs, notebooks, socks, totes, and so many stickers. Lots of stickers.
Tons. Of. Stickers.

Click the Spring logo and enjoy my store. Please. 

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